The Pastor Who Hates the Gays

Frank Rich has written a column about Barack Obama and the gay people
and that pastor who wears the loud shirts. This all reminds me of
when Rock Hudson was going on at a party about wanting to play more
cowboy roles. And then Milton Berle said he could play Annie Oakley.
We all got a good laugh out of it, but then Rock Hudson threw himself
off of the cliff behind the house. Luckily, it was Judy Garland's
house, and her people had installed a net to catch you if you were
trying to throw yourself to your death. That was the nice thing about
Hollywood -- people took care of you.

Anyway, Frank Rich used to be a Theater critic, so he's probably gay,
too. Everyone's gay, except for my son Ron Jr. We all thought he was
gay, but it turns out he's not. Just goes to show you -- look before
you leap!